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Hey, I blog and write poetry. Music is my life, wbu?

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

Frankie’s eulogy for Grandpa Grande <3

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

cueca-do-avesso:

what kind of name is janice

ayoitsao:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

This is pure gold

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

gaikudo:

targents:

finally a news headline i can get behind

but what’s the deals with emojis ? am I right

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

punkassliam:

You’re lying if you say you never made a scenario of what you would do if One Direction came to your school

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
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